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Collection of Luffy’s Funniest Quotes: From East Blue to Wano

In the vast world of anime and manga, few characters have captured hearts quite like Monkey D. Luffy, the rubber-bodied protagonist of One Piece. Through hundreds of episodes spanning from East Blue to Wano, Luffy’s unique combination of unwavering determination and childlike innocence has produced some of the series’ most memorable comedic moments, perfectly balancing the show’s more serious themes.

What makes Luffy’s humor particularly endearing is its consistency with his character – whether facing formidable enemies or encountering incredible wonders, his responses remain charmingly straightforward, often focused on food, and hilariously literal. From his first appearance to his latest adventures, these moments of levity serve not just as comic relief, but as a reminder of the pure-hearted nature that makes him such a beloved protagonist.


1. “I can’t swim! Oh wait, I couldn’t swim anyway.” 

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  • Context: After falling into the ocean, Luffy has a delayed realization about his Devil Fruit powers, making his initial panic even more comical. 
  • Situation: Luffy had just punched Alvida’s ship while trying to escape, the impact causing him to lose balance and fall towards the sea. The entire crew was watching this supposed threat to their ship panicking about swimming.

2. “These aren’t for eating? But they’re round like meatballs!” 

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  • Context: When first seeing cannonballs on Alvida’s ship, Luffy demonstrates his food-focused mindset by trying to eat them. The scene shows confused pirates watching as their new enemy attempts to bite into solid metal. 
  • Situation: Luffy had just crashed onto Alvida’s ship after escaping from a whirlpool in a barrel. The pirates were preparing to attack him, but instead of being intimidated by their weapons, he was more interested in their ammunition as potential food.

3. “Your nose is funny! Can I break it?” 

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  • Context: During his first encounter with Buggy the Clown, Luffy completely ignores the pirate’s fearsome reputation and focuses on his distinctive nose. 
  • Situation: The town was under Buggy’s control, and Luffy had just met one of the first major antagonists of the series. Instead of a tense standoff, Luffy turns it into a comedy by focusing on Buggy’s nose.

4. “Hey, bird! Come here! I’m gonna eat you!” 

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  • Context: Before getting carried away by a giant bird, Luffy’s only thought is about catching lunch rather than the danger. 
  • Situation: The crew was sailing towards their next destination when Luffy spotted a large bird flying overhead. Instead of navigating the ship properly, he decided to try catching the bird for food, leading to his misadventure.

5. “Hold on, I need to pick my nose first!” 

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  • Episode No: 13 
  • Context: In the middle of a serious confrontation, Luffy prioritizes his nose-picking over the immediate threat. 
  • Situation: Facing off against a group of enemies who were giving a dramatic speech about their strength and reputation, Luffy casually interrupts the tense moment with this announcement.

6. “Sanji! Join my crew!” 

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  • Episode No: 19 
  • Context: While being repeatedly kicked by Sanji at the Baratie restaurant, Luffy continues to cheerfully recruit him, showing his persistence. 
  • Situation: The Baratie was under attack, and despite Sanji’s clear rejection and physical attacks, Luffy saw his cooking skills and strength as perfect for his crew, leading to this stubborn recruitment attempt.

7. “I lost 20 years of my life… but I’m only 17!” 

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  • Episode No: 22 
  • Context: After experiencing Perona’s negative hollow attack, Luffy makes this mathematically impossible statement. 
  • Situation: During the fight with Perona, her ghost passed through Luffy making him extremely negative. Despite the serious battle, he manages to make everyone question his math skills.

8. “Why is the room spinning? Did someone make the restaurant a carnival ride?” 

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  • Episode No: 64 
  • Context: Luffy’s dizzy observations at Whiskey Peak showcase his oblivious nature to the obvious trap. 
  • Situation: The crew had been welcomed to Whiskey Peak with a feast, where the townspeople were actually trying to drug them. While others realized the danger, Luffy was just enjoying the “spinning room.”

9. “Giant ossan! Do you poop?” 

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  • Episode No: 77
  • Context: Upon meeting Dorry the giant for the first time, Luffy asks this inappropriate question instead of being intimidated. 
  • Situation: The crew had just arrived at Little Garden and encountered their first giant. While everyone else was in awe or fear of the massive warrior, Luffy’s curiosity took a very different direction.

10. “I don’t want to be a hero! Heroes have to share their meat!” 

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  • Episode No: 92 
  • Context: During a serious discussion about heroism, Luffy reveals his food-focused reasoning for not wanting to be a hero. 
  • Situation: The crew was discussing the nature of heroes and their responsibilities, but Luffy’s only concern was about having to share his meat if he became one.

11. “Sky Island? But islands can’t fly!” 

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  • Episode No: 153 
  • Context: Luffy demonstrates his literal interpretation when first hearing about Sky Island.
  • Situation: The crew had just learned about the existence of islands in the sky. While others were questioning the logistics, Luffy was stuck on the basic concept of flying islands.

12. “The air is weird up here… my boogers are lighter!” 

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  • Episode No: 166 
  • Context: In Skypiea, Luffy makes an oddly scientific observation about air pressure in his own unique way. 
  • Situation: The crew had finally reached Sky Island, and while everyone was amazed by the clouds and floating islands, Luffy was conducting his own “scientific” experiments.

13. “Thunder doesn’t hurt rubber! …Ouch! That one did!” 

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  • Episode No: 178 
  • Context: Luffy learns that Enel’s lightning is different from normal electricity in a painful way.
  • Situation: During his fight with Enel in Skypiea, Luffy confidently declares his rubber immunity to lightning, only to discover that divine lightning works differently.

14. “Wow! A talking ice box!” 

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  • Episode No: 229 
  • Context: Luffy misidentifies Kaku due to his square nose, showing his simplistic way of seeing things. 
  • Situation: Meeting the Galley-La shipwrights for the first time in Water 7, Luffy focuses on Kaku’s unusual nose shape rather than his reputation as a skilled shipwright.

15. “Mizu Luffy!” 

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  • Episode No: 246 
  • Context: Luffy attempts to create a new technique by filling himself with water, which fails spectacularly. 
  • Situation: During a critical battle, Luffy tries to innovate by becoming “Water Luffy,” completely missing the point that this makes him weaker as a Devil Fruit user.

16. “I understand nothing about what’s happening!” 

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  • Episode No: 263 
  • Context: Luffy openly admits his confusion during a complex political situation. 
  • Situation: While everyone else is trying to understand the intricate politics of Water 7 and CP9, Luffy simply announces his complete lack of comprehension.

17. “Skeleton! Join my crew!” 

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  • Episode No: 337 
  • Context: Luffy’s immediate reaction to meeting Brook is to recruit him, ignoring the fact that he’s a living skeleton. 
  • Situation: The crew encounters a ghost ship with a singing skeleton, and while everyone else is terrified, Luffy’s only concern is adding a musician to his crew.

18. “Your shadow and my shadow should be friends!” 

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  • Episode No: 343 
  • Context: Luffy tries to resolve the shadow stealing problem with his own simple logic. 
  • Situation: During the Thriller Bark arc, while dealing with the complex problem of stolen shadows, Luffy suggests this childishly simple solution.

19. “I’m gonna be the Zombie King! Wait, no, Pirate King!” 

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  • Episode No: 358 
  • Context: Luffy gets momentarily confused about his ultimate goal while fighting zombies. 
  • Situation: In the midst of Thriller Bark’s zombie chaos, Luffy briefly mixes up his life ambition, showing how easily distracted he can be.

20. “Poison? But I just ate!” 

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  • Episode No: 433 
  • Context: Luffy misunderstands how poison works, thinking it’s related to eating timing. 
  • Situation: During his encounter with Magellan in Impel Down, Luffy shows his complete misunderstanding of how poison affects the body.

21. “I’m not good at thinking. It makes my head hurt!” 

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  • Episode No: 465 
  • Context: Luffy openly admits his aversion to complex thinking during a strategic discussion. 
  • Situation: The group was planning their next move in Impel Down, but Luffy finds the strategic planning too complicated for his liking.

22. “Training? But I want meat first!” 

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  • Episode No: 497 
  • Context: Luffy prioritizes food over important training. 
  • Situation: When Rayleigh offers to train him during the time skip, Luffy’s first concern is about meal arrangements rather than the training itself.

23. “The fish are huge! Can we eat them?”

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  • Episode No: 517 
  • Context: Upon arriving at Fishman Island, Luffy’s first thought is about eating the local sea life. 
  • Situation: While everyone else is amazed by the underwater civilization, Luffy focuses on the potential for massive seafood meals.

24. “Underwater is weird… everything’s wet!” 

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  • Episode No: 538 
  • Context: Luffy makes an obvious observation about being underwater. 
  • Situation: While exploring Fishman Island in a bubble, Luffy shares this remarkably obvious insight about the underwater environment.

25. “Jinbe! Let’s have a meat party!” 

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  • Episode No: 557 
  • Context: Luffy suggests celebrating with food in the middle of a serious situation. 
  • Situation: During a crucial moment at Fishman Island, Luffy’s solution to tension is to suggest a meat party with Jinbe.

26. “I forgot I was in a tournament!” 

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  • Episode No: 629 
  • Context: Luffy momentarily forgets he’s supposed to be undercover in the Colosseum. 
  • Situation: While competing in the Corrida Colosseum tournament under disguise, Luffy gets so excited about fighting that he nearly blows his cover.

27. “Lucy is me! But don’t tell anyone it’s me!” 

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  • Episode No: 642 
  • Context: Luffy fails to understand the concept of keeping his identity secret. 
  • Situation: While trying to maintain his disguise as Lucy in the Colosseum, Luffy tells people his real identity while asking them to keep it secret.

28. “My punch is like a pistol! But stronger! And it’s not actually a pistol!” 

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  • Episode No: 671 
  • Context: Luffy tries to explain his attack to Doflamingo, getting tangled in his own explanation. 
  • Situation: During his fight with Doflamingo, Luffy attempts to explain his signature move but ends up confusing himself in the process.

29. “Sanji’s family? Are they all good cooks too?” 

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  • Episode No: 783
  • Context: Upon learning about the Vinsmoke family, Luffy’s only concern is their cooking abilities. 
  • Situation: When hearing about Sanji’s family of famous warriors, Luffy completely misses their military reputation and focuses on potential cooking skills.

30. “Mirror world? But which me is the real me?” 

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  • Episode No: 850 
  • Context: Luffy gets confused by his own reflections in Brulee’s mirror world. 
  • Situation: While fighting in the mirror world, Luffy becomes philosophical about his own identity when seeing multiple reflections.

31. “Katakuri, can I try some of your donuts?”

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  • Episode No: 856 
  • Context: During an intense battle, Luffy asks his opponent to share food. 
  • Situation: In the middle of his life-or-death battle with Charlotte Katakuri, Luffy’s attention is drawn to his opponent’s donuts.

33. “Sumo? Is that some kind of meat?” 

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  • Episode No: 892 
  • Context: Luffy misinterprets sumo wrestling as a type of food. 
  • Situation: When learning about Wano’s sumo tradition, Luffy’s food-obsessed mind immediately tries to relate it to eating.

34. “I’m a great ninja! Nin nin!” 

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  • Episode No: 911 
  • Context: Luffy’s attempt at stealth involves loudly announcing he’s a ninja. 
  • Situation: While trying to maintain a low profile in Wano, Luffy completely misunderstands the concept of stealth.

35. “O-Lin! Let’s eat more red bean soup!” 

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  • Episode No: 931 
  • Context: Luffy casually invites an amnesiac Big Mom to eat during a critical mission. 
  • Situation: During a crucial infiltration in Wano, Luffy risks their cover by trying to bond with Big Mom over food.

36. “Being a samurai is cool! Can I cut things too?” 

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  • Episode No: 957 
  • Context: While everyone focuses on the rebellion against Kaido, Luffy gets excited about samurai culture like a tourist. 
  • Situation: In the midst of planning the serious uprising in Wano, Luffy is more interested in trying out samurai activities than focusing on strategy.

Through these quotes, we see how Luffy’s guileless nature and simple priorities – particularly his endless enthusiasm for food and adventure – remain constant even as he faces increasingly challenging situations. His ability to find humor in the most serious moments and his straightforward approach to complex problems not only provide comic relief but also highlight the core appeal of his character: an unshakeable authenticity that persists whether he’s picking his nose during a dramatic confrontation or attempting to recruit a skeleton for his crew.

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